Heisenburger Review

Yo, yo, yo! 1-4-8-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9. representin' the ABQ. What up, Biatch? I have a very exciting find to share with you from today! I am currently in Bialystok, Poland and have experienced a food truck based off the legendary show Breaking Bad.

I was able to admire more than the beautiful renderings of Walter and Jesse on the truck. I ordered the Heisenburger by itself and was told to wait 15 minutes. My mouth was watering with anticipation when I finally acquired my meal. 

This will probably be the highest rated item I have reviewed. It was wonderful. For presentation this scores an instant 10. Nothing more has to be said. For taste this sandwich scores a 9. It probably was not the best sandwich I have eaten but it was up there. The large patty was cooked to perfection with a char around a slightly pink center. All the toppings melded well, not too much and not too little of anything. There was ample amounts of the delicious sauce. My only substantial gripe with it is that it could have been less oily. For texture this item scores an 8. As previously mentioned this burger was very oily just before the cusp of being called soggy. Otherwise it was amazing. The lettuce and onions were crispy, the cheese melted the perfect amount, the patty crumbled against my teeth, the bun was soft and smooth. For aroma this also gets an 8. It had a decent aroma which was inoffensive but was not anything special. The sauce gave off a nice smell. For nutritional value this gets a 4. It's a burger. For cost this scores a 9. This item cost 24zl which is almost $6. I have had cheaper burgers but not very often. However, it had a very large patty and the burger was very filling on its own for lunch after I had a light breakfast. Overall, this scores a 8.3 which is very high on my scale and the highest scoring item I have ever reviewed. I will be going back to try the Gustavo burger tomorrow. If only they had a Mike "Finger" Ehrmantraut burger...